alexandraya replied to your post: alexandraya replied to your post: alexandraya…

Yeah, I was not auto assuming Read. I actively saw that it was your post and instantly blanked the whole thing out of my head for your privacy.

It’s cool. I just don’t want any miscommunications about that

doortotomorrow:

palmate:

kaon4shi:

alwaysenduphere:

Le génie du mal [The genius of evil, aka; Lucifer]; Guillaume Geefs 

“The statue was originally a commission for Geefs’ younger brother Joseph, who completed it in 1842 and installed it the following year. It generated controversy at once and was criticized for not representing a Christian ideal.The cathedral administration declared that “this devil is too sublime.” The local press intimated that the work was distracting the “pretty penitent girls” who should have been listening to the sermons.” [x]

[The original ‘sublime’ version shown below, and the ‘revised’ one in the photoset above]

image

> Make sculpture of the devil

> No this sculpture is too hot for church

> Make another one

> It’s even hotter

flirtingwiththedistance:

It made me sad when I realized it didn’t say chipotle :,(

OH GOD I AM SO SORRY LOVE 

flirtingwiththedistance:

It made me sad when I realized it didn’t say chipotle :,(

OH GOD I AM SO SORRY LOVE 

alexandraya:

chilope:

alexandraya:

chilope:

alexandraya:

alexandraya:

chilope:

livefromarkham replied to your post: livefromarkham replied to your post: One of the…

YOU CAN COME HERE AND BLOG 168% OF THE TIME IF OTHER PLACES ARE LOUD AND WE CAN MAKE YOU COFFEE OR SPEARMINT TEA BECAUSE WE HAVE THOSE

IT’S OKAY

I LIKE…

I CAN DO MY BEST. LETS SEE WHAT YOU HAVE IN THE WAY OF CLOTHES AND WE CAN TRY TO MAKE YOU A GOOD COSTUME. WHAT SORT OF KITH DO YOU WANT TO BE?

BUT YOU ONLY REALLY DRESS UP FOR THE MYSTERY PART, THE SCARY STORIES ARE USUALLY OUT IN THE PAL SO DIRTY.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT A KITH IS we can stop yelling now sorry yes um i don’t have a lot of clothes, i have a long black skirt and a lot of summer dresses that i hate and am willing to rip to shreds and i have a lot of different shirts but nothing really asylum-y 

Pick a type of fairy from the “Changeling the Dreaming” Universe OWD. Also decide if you are going to be Seelie or Unseelie.

After that I can dig through what you have and see what we can costume out of it.

Believe it or not most of my costumes are actually just day clothes that I know how to wear for a different effect.

I want to be a Seelie Esthu if that is possible :O

Oh, it’s been a while since we have seen someone properly from the seelie court. Eshu should not be too much of a problem. Now I musT RAID YOUR WARDROBE!

jhfdgljahslfjhakdjsfhghjhfg I’M SORRY I JUST LIKE NOT HURTING PEOPLE AND SUCH ALSO I NEED TO DO LAUNDRY

AND RAIDING MY WARDROBE WON’T TAKE VERY LONG SINCE I OWN LIKE TEN PIECES OF CLOTHING

BUT

YEAH

YAY

your-forever-is:


Just look at all of their faces individually

In order from left to right. Mel, Grace, Me.

omfg yes

your-forever-is:

Just look at all of their faces individually

In order from left to right. Mel, Grace, Me.

omfg yes

aeropuertoamigo:

chilope:

aeropuertoamigo:

chilope:

aeropuertoamigo:

tackytachyon said: then how do you do it all-knowing-grace

yes, please educate us


I mean, you do use the tongue, but it’s not that simple. 

You start with gentle teasing, nothing invasive. Quick licks, to get things started. Then you slow down and go a little deeper. Move your tongue around, try to find “the spot”. You’ll know when you’ve found it. 

Once you find it, quickly run your tongue over it, repeatedly, with occasional variation, until desired level of sexual frustration is reached. Move on to fingering (which is a whole other episode) before finally moving to penile insertion. 

WHAT IF YOU HAVE NO PENIS TO INSERT.

I actually meant to add that but forgot. 

I recommend fingering vigorously until orgasm is reached, but some people like to just keep with the tongue action. Idk what to suggest for that because I it creeps me out to keep going so~

I love you.

ehehehehe why?

aeropuertoamigo:

chilope:

aeropuertoamigo:

tackytachyon said: then how do you do it all-knowing-grace

yes, please educate us


I mean, you do use the tongue, but it’s not that simple. 

You start with gentle teasing, nothing invasive. Quick licks, to get things started. Then you slow down and go a little deeper. Move your tongue around, try to find “the spot”. You’ll know when you’ve found it. 

Once you find it, quickly run your tongue over it, repeatedly, with occasional variation, until desired level of sexual frustration is reached. Move on to fingering (which is a whole other episode) before finally moving to penile insertion. 

WHAT IF YOU HAVE NO PENIS TO INSERT.

I actually meant to add that but forgot. 

I recommend fingering vigorously until orgasm is reached, but some people like to just keep with the tongue action. Idk what to suggest for that because I it creeps me out to keep going so~

aeropuertoamigo:

tackytachyon said: then how do you do it all-knowing-grace

yes, please educate us


I mean, you do use the tongue, but it’s not that simple. 

You start with gentle teasing, nothing invasive. Quick licks, to get things started. Then you slow down and go a little deeper. Move your tongue around, try to find “the spot”. You’ll know when you’ve found it. 

Once you find it, quickly run your tongue over it, repeatedly, with occasional variation, until desired level of sexual frustration is reached. Move on to fingering (which is a whole other episode) before finally moving to penile insertion. 

peculiar-ways:

I just thought you should all know, Grace is a mean, mean person. And I shall never trust her again.

I COULDN’T VERY WELL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS

peculiar-ways:

I just thought you should all know, Grace is a mean, mean person. And I shall never trust her again.

I COULDN’T VERY WELL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS

varsity-quidditch-captain:

chilope replied to your post: psychoticrebellion replied to your post:…

I HAVE HOT GUY FRIENDS

MAMA GRACE

OUR MOTHER FURY WHO ART IN MOTHERFUCKINGWASHINGTON

HALLOWED BE THY URL

THY FOLLOWERS COME

THY WILL (AND KATE AND ANNA AND WHOEVER ELSE WANTS SOME) BE DONE

IRL AS IT IS ON TUMBLR

GIVE KATE THIS DAY

HER DAILY HOT GUY

AND FORGIVE HER OF HER AWKWARDNESS 

AS SHE FORGIVES THOSE WHO REFUSE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER 

AND LEAD HER NOT UNTO PICTURES OF TOM HIDDLESTON

BECAUSE SHE WILL FUCKING DIE 

BUT DELIVER HER FROM SEXUAL FRUSTRATION 

AMEN

aeropuertoamigo:

chilope:

Today, I received this in the mail. 
When I saw it, I literally screamed, dropped it on the floor, and started crying, before then running around the house waving it in everyone’s faces and incoherently sobbing that it was the greatest gift anyone had ever given me. 
The message says “To Grace - Books belong to their readers” (because I made a joke about that. I’m hilarious.) 
Logan sent it to me. She is literally the greatest human being on this planet. 

It is entirely possible that I was more excited about it than you were. I didn’t tell you for four days like do you even understand I’m not good at not telling things I’m excited about

wait was this the secret you made that post about the other day???

aeropuertoamigo:

chilope:

Today, I received this in the mail. 

When I saw it, I literally screamed, dropped it on the floor, and started crying, before then running around the house waving it in everyone’s faces and incoherently sobbing that it was the greatest gift anyone had ever given me. 

The message says “To Grace - Books belong to their readers” (because I made a joke about that. I’m hilarious.) 

Logan sent it to me. She is literally the greatest human being on this planet. 

It is entirely possible that I was more excited about it than you were. I didn’t tell you for four days like do you even understand I’m not good at not telling things I’m excited about

wait was this the secret you made that post about the other day???

GRACE IS THIS YOU??

iheartransomdanielhatch:

Sometimes I can’t sleep at night because I’m thinking about Ransom and it keeps me up. 

He is amazing <3

NO OMG BUT I TOTALLY AGREE 

where-the-wild-things-arent:

“no one should be forced to deal with someone like me”

GRACE NO SHUT UP BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND I WILL DEAL WITH ALL YOUR SHIT. 

But I need you to understand the depth of our similarities. I literally said this exact thing to my friend a few days ago. THAT EXACT THING. 

WE. ARE. TWINS. 

kjhdfsgajhgdfsdjkhgfdfk THAT IS SCARY. 

EMOTION TWINS 5EVA

answer kate

yes ma’am

chilope:

Aeropuertoamigo lets out a sharp breath as she feels Chilope warm body slide comfortably on top of hers. It’s hot under the blankets and they’re both naked. “I love you” Chilope breathes into Aeropuertoamigo’s ear. The feel of her breath cause electric sensations to course through Aeropuertoamigo’s body, right down to her toes. She wraps her arms around Chilope’s back, pulling her closer. “I love you too” she whispers. “Are you ready?” Chilope whispers. Aeropuertoamigo is reluctant, but she knows Chilope would never move faster than she thought she could. She gently shakes her head “yes” and Chilope smiles, kissing her softly on the lips before slowly moving her hands down the cool length of Aeropuertoamigo’s body. Her fingers find Aeropuertoamigo’s hot core and slip inside. She’s careful not to go too deep. This is, after all, Aeropuertoamigo’s first time. Aeropuertoamigo is consumed with lust. Her body writhes on the bed, rubbing against Chilope. Chilope moans softly and kisses all along her lover’s neck. She nibbles at her ears before tracing her tongue along Aeropuertoamigo’s chest, belly, and, finally, her soft pink pussy. Her tongue flicks carefully inside as she feels Aeropuertoamigo’s body tense with pleasure. She moves her fingers deeper, harder, and faster as Aeropuertoamigo moans and twists in the bed.  Chilope continues her ministrations until, shaking and moaning, Aeropuertoamigo cums in her mouth, even though technically women don’t cum, they just secrete a natural lubricant but we’ll call it cum cuz that’s sexier. Chilope licks up every bit of it before returning to Aeropuertoamigo’s side. She is out of breath, but beautifully so. They smile at each other, and then Aeropuertoamigo begins tracing her fingers along Chilope’s abdomen. Her inexperienced fingers fumble for a moment, but she finds the right spot and feels her way in. Chilope moans softly, pushing into Aeropuertoamigo’s fingers. Aeropuertoamigo feels around until she finds Chilope’s clitoris. She isn’t sure what it is supposed to feel like but is sure she’s found it when Chilope lets out a loud gasp and begins moving against her hand harder and faster than before. Aeropuertoamigo is glad to be doing it right, and follows Chilope’s lead eagerly. Their body’s fall into a natural rhythm, moving with each other, pushing against each other, until they are both near their limit. Chilope bites down onto Aeropuertoamigo’s shoulder softly as she orgasms roughly. Aeropuertoamigo moans and moves her fingers back to her own soft hole, fingering herself as Chilope pants on top of her. Suddenly it occurs to her that her fingers are covered in Chilope’s cum. The thought pushes her to the edge and she orgasms convulsively against Chilope. Aeropuertoamigo lays on her bed, Chilope on top of her, thoroughly satisfied and out of breath. Chilope is dead with exhaustion, but she grabs her lovers face gently between her palms and kisses her hot cheeks and forehead before softly kissing her bright red lips. “I love you so much,” she whispers. “I love you too,” Aeropuertoamigo says. They both smile and quickly fall asleep, wrapped in each other’s bodies. FINI

OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS