areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

maybeimdrunk:

you know what goes great with coffee

murder

maybeimdrunk:

grace showed me the WOOOOOORLD
lol jk downtown doesnt count as the world but it was fun
and I need tog et out more

maybeimdrunk:

grace showed me the WOOOOOORLD

lol jk downtown doesnt count as the world but it was fun

and I need tog et out more

  • Bruce: You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?
  • Cap: Bruce, eat a Snickers.
  • Bruce: Why?
  • Cap: Because you turn into an enormous green rage monster when you're hungry.
  • Bruce: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always hungry.

izzetheking:

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts

maybeimdrunk replied to your post: [aggressively misses him while i sit alone in my…

can the tag be churropebecause it reminds me of churros and your url yes

omf melody that can be the tag for something but not this lol

[aggressively misses him while i sit alone in my room crying into my popcorn]

maybeimdrunk:

how do you people

maybeimdrunk:

how do you people

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

the best part of overreacting to something as a group is getting to feel stupid about it together, but also it stops being mortifyingly awkward fairly quickly 

maybeimdrunk:

chilope:

maybeimdrunk:

chilope:

maybeimdrunk:

chilope:

oh no he started being adorable again and i’m in love and i never asked for this oh no

image

wait who

he-who-must-not-be-named-on-tumblr also who is that gif of i feel like i’m missing a joke

there is no joke I just really wanted to use that gif idk why

and I don’t remember urls so I will just assume it is THE GUY

he doesn’t have a url he’s just a person ? ? ?

oh OH OKAY

well I just thought

because

nevermind

omfg melody ily

maybeimdrunk:

chilope:

maybeimdrunk:

chilope:

oh no he started being adorable again and i’m in love and i never asked for this oh no

image

wait who

he-who-must-not-be-named-on-tumblr also who is that gif of i feel like i’m missing a joke

there is no joke I just really wanted to use that gif idk why

and I don’t remember urls so I will just assume it is THE GUY

he doesn’t have a url he’s just a person ? ? ?

livefromarkham:

in the natasha romanoff fandom we don’t say “i love you” we say “fallaces sunt rerum species” which roughly translates to “you can either drive yourself home or i can have you collected” and i think that’s beautiful

maybeimdrunk:

chilope:

oh no he started being adorable again and i’m in love and i never asked for this oh no

image

wait who

he-who-must-not-be-named-on-tumblr also who is that gif of i feel like i’m missing a joke