WHAT IS THIS SORCERY.WHUT.
WHAT DO I DO HERE.
WHAT IS THIS.
GO AWAY.
No but like
You really don’t understand
How much
I love my Parrott.
He is the best Parrott.
I would not trade him for anything.
I want to snuggle with my Parrott
But I cannot
Because my Parrott is sleeping.
Night of the Creepy Text Posts and Even Creepier Tags
I really want to write some Parrott/Jew fanfiction but that would be actually very creepy and awkward so that’s not happening
/deeply frustrated that the Parrott tag is just a bunch of dumbasses who misspelled “parrot”
Suddenly overcome with Parrott feels D:
ok so the other day we had to take a french test on direct and indirect object and almost everyone failed except the Girl Who Isn’t Real I Just Made Her Up and Mr. Smartypants Valedictorian Perfect Fucking Stereotypical Adorable Asian Duc so my french teacher gave us all an extra credit assignment to make up for it. We had to write a love letter to a fake advice blog.
So I wrote mine but I didn’t know what to write about so I thought about Casey and wrote about him except I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY exaggerated everything and used the name Jacque instead.
Well Casey is in my french class so he had to do it too but he’s worse at french than me so he emailed me and asked if I would send him the letter so he could see what it’s supposed to look like. So I did. And at the bottom of the email put:
P.S.: Jacque is you.
And he laughed and was like “Grace are you serious or just trying to be a creeper?”
And I just quietly giggled to myself through my sobs and said “I guess you’ll never know!! Ehehehehe”
All my best writing is done on AIM if you didn't know.
- Me: hey
- hey listen
- i just wrote a destiel fanfic
- in my head
- do you want to hear it
- Karen: HAHAHAHAHHA i'm terrified
- Me: heheheh
- okay here goes
- once upon a time there was an angel named castiel
- castiel was in love with dean
- and one day castiel touched dean's penis
- and then went to hell for all eternity because BEING GAY IS A SIN
- the end : 3
If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”
(via psychoticrebellion)
