heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
feliciawedin:
The Impala. Baby.
(No cred for the photos to me)
flyforphoenix replied to your post: What do you want from taco bell?
BOY YOU BETTER GET ME SOME CINNAMON TWISTS
you heard the girl Will!
What do you want from taco bell?
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/swoon oh will, take me now
I googled sleepy pandas for Kevin and I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror.
Just keep going. No feeling is final."
— Rainer Maria Rilke, from
The Book of Hours (via
allegorys)
"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are people who take and people who give. People who take eat well. People who give sleep well. I like to sleep well."
— One of my favorite that is most likely just my dad just trying to be funny and clever but wtf dad I didn’t know you were this awesome (via
where-the-wild-things-arent)
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
